10 Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
9 He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes three years
8 When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7 Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6 Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
5 Mumbled, “Oh, puh-leeeez!” 295 times during the movie “The Net.”
4 Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3 His video dating profile lists “public-key encryption” among turn-ons.
2 Instead of the “Welcome” voice on AOL, you overhear, “Good Morning, Mr.
And the Number One sign your co-worker is a computer hacker…
(how come the number one is always the dumbest and least funny of em all?)
1 You hear him murmur, “Let’s see you use that VISA now, Professor