It’s near christmas & the mailman is delivering packages.
A woman opens the door in a sexy neglige and invites him in. Surprised, he follows her to the bedroom where they proceed to have sex. After it’s over, the woman hands him a dollar.
The mailman, puzzled, asked why? T
he woman replied, “well, while I was making my shopping list I asked my husband, honey, what should we give that nice mailman for christmas?”
and he replied, “fuck the mailman, give him a dollar!”